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Bride of the Fat White Vampire #2After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self preservation Jules Duchon is back to his portly self a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French uarter duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands tha More tasty down home hijinks with an unconventional character serving as a detective Devolves into corny silliness but it's fun for the most part

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read doc × Bride of the Fat White Vampire ¾ andrew fox å After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self preservation Jules Duchon is back to his portly self a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raiT the 450 pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members Adding insult to injury he has to enlist the help of a former foe a black vampire named Preston What’s a vampire to do Without the love of a woman to ease his pain Jules isn’t convinced that his undead life is worth living He doesn’t desire Doodlebug she may be a woman now but Jules knew her b A seuel to Fat White Vampire Blues Again I picked it up with low expectations I wanted a few laughs and liked the twist on the traditional sexy vampire In that way it again did not disappoint I also think the author's skills have improved slightly I wanted to know what happened to Jules after he found his higher conscience in the form of a bunch of rats feasting on the city's trash rather than the blood which he needs as a vampire Forced back into his former form Jules is put to work as an investigator for a powerful vampire He's lonely and missing Maureen his portly creator who was killed in the first book but he tries to do his job and return to the simpler life Reminds me a bit of Bride of Frankenstein and the seriel detective novels rolled into one There were some funny scenes with Jules' mom and his missing manhood in the form of one very fat rat with a mind of its own If the author writes another one I'll probably read it when I want a book that will not tax my brain or my emotions This was a nice little departure from the book club selections

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Ack when she was just a boy any than he longs for Daphne a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules No only Maureen will do Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body now she is mere dust in a jar But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back even if it means pulling her back from the dead From the Trade Paperback edition This seuel to Fat White Vampire Blues was almost as much of a disappointment as the first book The events in this book occur shortly after Fat White Vampire Blues concludes but don't get rehashed for the reader's reminder so if you don't read them back to back you find yourself backpeddling a bit in order to follow the storylines Bride of Fat White Vampire gets to its plot line a lot uickly than the first book which is a good thing Unfortunately Bride of Fat White Vampire isn't as good as the original and considering how unenthused I was with the first book this isn't saying much Basically now that the initial danger for our protagonist has passed and he's living a contented life in many many pieces Andrew Fox was challenged with coming up with a gimmick of sorts to bring Jules back Personally I think that “Fat White Vampire Detective” would've been a accurate title considering that this entire book is basically a vampiric love letter to pulp detective novels