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READ & DOWNLOAD Ready Player One 109 Ã Librarian's note An alternate cover edition can be found hereIN THE YEAR 2044 reality is an ugly place The only time teenage Wade Watts really feels alive is when he's jacked into the virtual utopia known as the OASIS Wade's devoted his life to studying the puzzles hidden within this world's digital confines puzzlesE to studying the puzzles hidden within this world's digital confines puzzles that are based on their creator's obsession with the pop culture of decades past and that promise massive power and fortune to whoever can unlock them But when Wa. I got to read an ARC of this and it appealed to every geeky part of me I'll probably write a blog about it later but for now a brief review Simply said This book was fucking awesome

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De stumbles upon the first clue he finds himself beset by players willing to kill to take this ultimate prize The race is on and if Wade's going to survive he'll have to win and confront the real world he's always been so desperate to escap. ladies and gentlemen from this day this book is my life and I will obsess over it constantly

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Ready Player OneLibrarian's note An alternate cover edition can be found hereIN THE YEAR 2044 reality is an ugly place The only time teenage Wade Watts really feels alive is when he's jacked into the virtual utopia known as the OASIS Wade's devoted his lif. I originally gave this book 3 stars as harmless lightweight fun but my opinion of it declined as time went by Then after reading Armada I fully realized what a talentless one trick hack that Cline really is so I changed this rating Plus his outraged hardcore fans kept coming on here and telling me that I missed the point since I didn't give it 5 stars so I might as well give them something to really be mad about If you're one of those Cline fans who wants to whine about it in the comments I will just delete it and block youAdventures in Time Mowing After my laptop fused to my lawn mower due to a freak lightning strike I discovered that I could use it to travel through time“Wow where’d you come from”“I’m from 2011 Got a time mower and decided to come to the future I’ll spare you the full origin story My name’s Kemper”“I’m Wade Watts Welcome to 2044”“Thanks I gotta say things are looking kind of grim around here Are those mobile homes stacked up like hillbilly skyscrapers”“Yeah I live in one of them We’ve had a lot of problems once the cheap fossil fuels started running out Life kinda sucks ass these days Fortunately we’ve got the OASIS”“What’s that”“It’s this virtual reality that’s kind of a combination of the Internet and the biggest MMORPG ever made Here put this on and I’ll show you”“Hey this is pretty sweet Wade But what’s with all this old stuff here in your virtual room It looks like the ‘80s vomited in here”“Oh it’s part of my research for the contest See the guy who invented the OASIS was this old nerd named James Halliday He left an Easter egg hidden somewhere in the OASIS and whoever finds it wins the prize He was totally obsessed with the ‘80s and nerdly stuff like computers sci fi cartoons movies comics and video games He left three keys to three gates hidden in here and the clues have to be stuff that he loved So a lot of people like me have to know all about the '80s to hunt for the egg“How long has this been going on”“For years now Nobody has found the first key yet”“And you what Watch movies from the ‘80s Listen to the music Read his favorite books Play old video games”“It‘s even bigger than that Because of the contest the entire world is obsessed with the ‘80s The clothes and hairstyles are considered cool again”“Really Well I gotta get the hell out of here then Thanks for showing me this Wade How do I log out”“You’re leaving already Don’t you want toOh my god You said you were from 2011 And you’re in your 40s right”“Well just barely”“So you actually lived through the ‘80s”“Afraid so High school class of 1988”“That’s awesome You gotta tell me all about it Kemper”“Kid why would you want to hear about that You’re sitting here with enough computer power to download everything from the collected works of Shakespeare to the entire run of The Wire and you want to hear about the ’80s Just for a contest”“I love the ’80s It was the coolest time ever”“Uh not really In fact I think the ’90s beat the shit out of them That not worrying about the Cold War thing was a relief and the music was a lot better Plus we got to wear flannel That was fun”“But you got to play the old video games in the actual arcades and you saw the first generation of home computers come out Plus music videos and John Hughes movies and Rubik’s Cubes and Michael Jackson’s Thriller album and”“Yeah Wade I lived through it all I remember when MTV played music videos and when Eddie Murphy was funny But you’re making me sad kid”“Why”“Lemme tell you a story Wade About ten years after I got out of high school an o